If you ever find yourself accused of hitting, choking, and trying to gouge out the eyes of the child of your former law firm partner, you may wish to reconsider some of the decisions that got you to that point. This is especially true when the best the lawyer defending you in the matter can say is that the encounter was a "huge misunderstanding."
You know, because trying to gouge out a person's eyes is susceptible to more than one meaning.
Wait, wait, don't tell me: Justice Prosser?
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