Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Man Bites Car

People sometimes do strange things when they're in the back of a police car. Consider, if you will, Ryan Frederick of Sheridan, Illinois, who was arrested for drunk driving and escorted into the squad car, presumably handcuffed. Under the circumstances, he simply did the best he could with what he had, and tried to eat his way out.

He failed.

--Bart Torvik


  1. Maybe he wasn't trying to eat his way out. Maybe chewing on the molding of the squad car door was a form of protest. A very, very weird form of protest.

  2. another one for you: http://www.slate.com/blogs/crime/2013/07/12/dumb_criminal_of_the_week_megan_schmidt_the_woman_who_allegedly_tried_to.html


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