Two lessons for our Reader(s)™ this morning.
(1) If you leave your car running in the middle of the road for 25 minutes, it might get stolen.
(2) When you are planning a robbery, it is important to get the details right. For example, if your plan involves lots of text messages with your accomplice, make sure you've got your accomplice's phone number right. Otherwise, you might accidentally send your guilt-proving texts to a 12-year old, who will then turn them over to the police, who will then arrest you.