Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Iowa Caucuses and The Nature of Reality

Who won the Republican Iowa Caucuses?

It depends on when you ask.

Back when the answer mattered, they told us that Mitt Romney won, by 8 votes or so.

Now, when we are simply writing history, they tell us that Rick Santorum won, by 34 votes or so.  Or so.  It turns out that eight Iowa precincts did not turn in their final tallies by the deadline, so the votes in those precincts will never be counted. (At least until, at some point in the future, somebody decides to count them.)

So who won the GOP's Iowa caucuses?  The terrorists won.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Comments on posts older than 30 days are moderated because almost all of those comments are spam.