Saturday, March 12, 2011

UPDATED -- Bev & Beverly Stayart: American Originals

UPDATE -- 10/7/2013:

The Supreme Court denied certiorari today in Stayart's appeal of the case against Google.

UPDATE -- 3/12/2011

Stayart's suits against Google and Yahoo were dismissed (for failure to state a claim and, in Yahoo's case, lack of jurisdiction as well) on March 8th.  Here is the order in the Yahoo case.

ORIGINAL POST -- 10/1/2010

Today the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals affirmed the dismissal of a somewhat quixotic Lanham Act claim by a woman named Beverly "Bev" Stayart.  From the opinion:
Like many, Beverly Stayart was curious about what she would find when she put her name into a search engine. In this case it was Yahoo. To her dismay, the comprehensive search results eventually contained links to websites and advertisements that she found shameful. She then sued Yahoo and the other defendants alleging trademark infringement and a host of state law claims. The district court dismissed her complaint, finding she lacked standing under the Lanham Act to sue for trademark infringement. She appeals, and because we agree that Stayart lacks standing under the Lanham Act, we affirm.
Some interesting factoids after the jump.

1)  The district court judge was our old friend Judge Randa in the Eastern District of Wisconsin.  At the hearing on the motion to dismiss he is reported to have said, "If there had been an Internet in the '30s, this is the kind of lawsuit Adolf Hitler would have brought."*

2)  Judge Randa denied as "futile" Stayart's request for leave to amend her complaint to add state law claims (in case her Lanham Act was dismissed).  In response, Stayart filed two additional suits -- one against Yahoo and one against Google.  These suits are based exclusively on Wisconsin state law (and include no Lanham Act claim.)  Both are currently pending.

3)  A google search of "Bev Stayart" brings up, among other things, a copy of her resume and her LinkedIn profile.  [It also brings up pictures of her.  She looks like a sweet lady.]  According to these sources, she is currently the "CFO" at "Stayart Law Offices" in Elkhorn, WI.  But she is not a lawyer.

4)  Gregory Stayart, however, is a lawyer, and he is apparently the proprietor of the Stayart Law Offices.  He is also the attorney of record in Stayart v. Yahoo! et al.  According to the records available on PACER, he has appeared on only three cases in the Eastern District of Wisconsin:  the two Stayart v. Yahoo cases and the Stayart v. Google case.  According to the Internet, he has been licensed to practice law since 1969.

5) Stayart's complaint against Google alleges, in paragraph 36:
Bev Stayart has a unique and distinctive personal name.  Beverly Stayart has a unique and distinctive name.  Plaintiff is the only "Bev Stayart" and the only "Beverly Stayart" on the Internet.  "Bev Stayart" refers to her, and only to her.  "Beverly Stayart" refers to her, and only to her.  She uses both names in all her endeavors. 
[Quesiton:  Can one person have two unique and distinctive personal names?]

6)  Bart Torvik also has a unique and distinctive personal name.  I am the only Bart Torvik on the Internet.  Bart Torvik refers to me and only me!  I use my name in all my endeavors.  (Well, most of them.  I also have unique and distinctive aliases that I am not at liberty to divulge.)

7)  According to her online resume, Bev & Beverly Stayart has the following interests, among others:
Bev Stayart likes antique cars. ... Bev Stayart is a member of several Internet forums in which Bev Stayart discusses antique cars. You can learn more about Bev Stayart and her interest in antique cars by visiting and

Bev Stayart also likes sailing. You can learn more about Bev Stayart and her interest in sailing at of which Bev Stayart is a member and makes frequent posts.

Bev Stayart likes to cook and has a number of favorite recipes, including artichoke risotto. Bev Stayart discusses her interest in cooking at and

Bev Stayart studied piano as a child and has a lifelong interest in all types of music. You can learn more about her musical interests at

Bev Stayart learned to play billiards and pool as a child and continues to enjoy these sports today. You can learn more about her interest in billiards at

Bev Stayart enjoys swimming and diving and has an interest in oceanography and scuba diving. Please visit to learn more about Bev Stayart.
Bev Stayart likes suing Internet search engines.  To learn more about this hobby, please visit*
I could go on for some time, but I will stop now.

*Portions of this factoid may be made up.


  1. Yes, Judge Randa is a devotee of Adolph Hitler, seeing that Judge Randa is of Afghan Arab descent.

    1. Judge Randa never said this about Bev Stayart's case. He said it about another case. It would help if you get your lawsuits right. The case he said this about was a male plaintiff which had nothing to do with Stayart's case.

    2. I suggest you read this post ... more carefully.

  2. I'm not sure where you're getting the accusation that Randa is a "devotee of Adolph Hitler," but it's not from anything I said. My joke about Judge Randa is based on his infamous use of a Hitler analogy, not any supposed devotion to Hitler or National Socialism.

    Anyhow, for my defense of Judge Randa even on that score, see here and here.

    As for your apparent substantive point that a person's ancestry determines his or her ideology, I'll just say I disagree.

  3. The best part of the order is on the bottom of page 1 and the top of page 2 where the judge writes that Ms. Stayart does not explain how her name came to be connected with Levitra. Whether her name was previously connected with Levitra, it is now because of the order. Presumably that is not the outcome Ms. Stayart wished.

    1. You are just a techie with Aspberger's syndrome, the same defect that the shooter in the Connecticut massacre had. Techies are genetically defective monsters among whom Aspberger's syndrome is rampant. Aspberger's syndrome is widespread in Silicon Valley because so many socially and intellectually inferior rejects move there.

    2. You, on the other hand, seem perfectly well adjusted.

  4. Judge Rudolph Randa of Milwaukee federal court authorized Bev Stayart to proceed with her claims against Various, d/b/a AdultFriendFinder in state court in Wisconsin. After filing suit in state court, Judge James Carlson ruled in April, 2012 that Bev Stayart had stated a cause of action for violation of the Wisconsin privacy statute and authorized Bev Stayart's case against Various to go forward. Various' motion to dismiss Bev Stayart's lawsuit was denied by Judge James Carlson. Judge Carlson ruled that none of Various' defenses were valid. The Janesville Gazette in Janesville, Wisconsin, and Walworth County Today have both reported Bev Stayart's lawsuit. You cannot suppress the truth.

  5. Judge Randa authorized Stayart to go forward with her lawsuit in state court, which is exactly what she did. You apparently make up the "facts" as you go along. Your posts are riddled with lies.


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