“Your honor, first of all, I’m not smoking crack."

When a lawyer has to utter the quotation above, the lawyer is probably not having a good day.  Above the Law has the latest from the Apple v. Samsung trial.  The judge trying the case suggested, jokingly I assume, that Apple's attorneys were on crack for making 75 pages worth of objections regarding witnesses that are unlikely to testify and wanting the order on the objections the next day.