tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2295869345625274211.post2803825548504236584..comments2023-12-18T10:15:52.664-06:00Comments on Gillette-Torvik Blog: Handcuffing your wife during an argument will get you fired if you are a police officer.Bart Torvikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13661031240106200076noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2295869345625274211.post-238413289929809672012-05-24T11:07:42.978-05:002012-05-24T11:07:42.978-05:00I have taken to blaming Mr. Gillette for my mispla...I have taken to blaming Mr. Gillette for my misplaced items. This is just as satisfying as blaming my wife, but without the domestic discord.<br /><br />Also, we have a cleaning lady who comes every two weeks, so she also gets blamed for a lot of stuff.<br /><br />Then I'm also reminded of this passage from the Book of Mormon, which made quite an impression on me as it seems to imply that it is my own iniquity that causes those damn socks to disappear:<br /><br />"And now there began to be a great curse upon all the land because of the iniquity of the people, in which, if a man should lay his tool or his sword upon his shelf, or upon the place whither he would keep it, behold, upon the morrow, he could not find it, so great was the curse upon the land."<br /><br />http://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/m/mormon/mormon-idx?type=DIV1&byte=1553795Bart Torvikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13661031240106200076noreply@blogger.com